Football Ramble
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Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny...
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Ramble Uncut: Mickey, please go away
The sad tale of Roy Hodgson’s England departure balanced by the joyous normality of Wayne Rooney dressing up as Freddie Mercury for his 40th. An episo...
Get that meat inside you
Eeeeeaaaasssayyyy! Tommy Tuchs and his merry men have qualified for the World Cup – and they're the first country in Europe to do it. Have some of tha...
Mailbag: Can Bellingham, Palmer & Foden play together?
England had a lovely old time against Wales on Thursday. And they weren't half bad against Serbia in the game before that either! The catch? Jude Bell...
A special way of Rambling
Before England head on their big stag do in Riga, there was the small matter of Scotland grinding out a glorious win over Belarus. So glorious that it...
My Biddy Aunt: Midfield Classics
WE HAVE A NEW CHALLENGER! Pete Donaldson, you have been called to the quizzing colosseum. Your opponent today, The unDemocratic Republic of the Luke N...
The Preview Show: Kylian MUMbappé
Thomas Tuchel wasn’t happy with the atmosphere at Wembley. What’s the England band ever done to you, Thomas? Paper aeroplanes aside, Pete, Luke and Vi...
An asexual camp
It's an all-British affair tonight as England take on Craig Bellamy's Wales at Wembley Stadium. Where's Marcus Speller when you need him?
Luke a...
Mouseball
UEFA have given permission for games in La Liga and Serie A to be played abroad, BUT don’t worry, this does not set a precedent.
Today, Luke, Vi...
Mailbag: Are the Premier League's 'best of the rest' better than ever?
Lars is on the pod! Our Norweigan uncle Lars Sivertsen has Crossed The Continent™ and is back on the Ramble as he joins Marcus and Jim to answer all o...
More Chelsea Dagger
It was a great weekend for Chelsea. They beat Liverpool and didn’t even have a single player sent off! Although Marcus and Jim aren't happy that Enzo...
My Biddy Aunt: Last-minute legends
We're back with another round of My Biddy Aunt! This week Jim takes on the nemesis of football quizzing Vithushan Ehantharajah in search of a first wi...
The Preview Show: Flintstones cops
Nottingham Forest fans and Ange Postecoglou are just some of the people we currently feel sorry for. Unfortunately, for Evangelos Marinakis he's not o...
Penthony Gordon
Marcus, Luke and Jim are back to gorge on more Champions League delights! And the entire history of Eric Dier's penalty record is the perfect place to...
The Altruistic One
Liverpool have lost two games in a row. Today, Vish isn't calling it a crisis but he does tell Marcus and Jim that he knows of a Premier League manage...
Mailbag: Should Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim?
Things are going from really, really bad at Manchester United to somehow dramatically worse. So, is it time for old Jim Ratcliffe to bin off the secon...
Is that the Saturday sacking music?
Plucky Crystal Palace are the only side still unbeaten in the Premier League. Today, Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete give them their long overdue flowers.<...
Jack’s Encyclopaedia: Ballon d'Or winners, Spaniards, and Europa League managers
It's a game of Jack's Encyclopaedia for the history books: if Luke wins out against Marcus today, then he'll become the first ever unified belt holder...
The Preview Show: Tutankhamun’s soul patch
The first week of the Europa League is done and dusted. Highlights included Aston Villa finally getting a win and the Nice eagle getting blasted in th...
Inside Luke's Pantry
There's nothing quite like a can of Carabao to help us digest a night of football which saw four Premier League behemoths gobble up their lower-league...
Carabao Cup: The Musical
Despite scoring, last night should probably be considered a bad night for Hugo Ekitike. Do you think the fact that Pete has written a new chant for hi...
What is the Football Ramble?
Looking for a new football podcast for the 2025/26 season? Well, you’re in luck!
The Football Ramble: the original and best football podcast. St...
Mailbag: What’s going wrong at Aston Villa?
Unai Emery's got himself in a right old pickle at Villa Park. Five games into the season and they've not got a single win on the board!
Marcus,...
I'll monetise some grot for ya
Marcus, Vish and Jim are back to discuss a thigh-rubbing weekend of Premier League football which included an Old Trafford edition of Takeshi's Castle...
My Biddy Aunt: Champions League Icons
The My Biddy Aunt lineal belt is back on the line, as Vish takes on Luke in an episode all about some of the greats from Champions League past and pre...
The Preview Show: We've got our headlocks back
How many times can England be crowbarred into one Premier League preview? Get your calculators out everyone, because Marcus is going for the world rec...
Nicolas Jackson’s Bayern Munich
Virgil van Dijk scored a late winner at Anfield last night. As Luke and Jim are very quick to point out today, that's one in the eye for Pete Donaldso...
The no rat guarantee
Most of us get goal alerts when the football is on, but not Pete Donaldson. Today, he reveals to Marcus and Vish the very surprising notifications he...
Mailbag: Will Spurs survive the Champions League?
After a tale of two competitions, lots of injuries and a very prickly Australian last season, Spurs are charging into the Champions League with a very...
Haaland the King of Mythical Beasts
Would Man United be better with Donny as CEO? It's got to the stage where Marcus, Luke, Jim and Pete actually seriously consider that on today’s Rambl...
My Biddy Aunt: Wonderkids
The MBA is back! Today's game covers the great young talents in years gone by, some of which have – well – not quite lived up to their billing and som...
The Preview Show: The Grin Reaper
Blooming heck the Premier League is back! Today, Marcus and Luke kick off our weekend preview by encouraging Pete to apply for the job of Manchester U...
Ramble Uncut: An Ode to Carlos Queiroz
Ever wondered which Manchester United assistant manager suckled on the teat of Sir Alex Ferguson the most? No? Well, strap yourselves in...
Toda...
Our giddy uncle
The Thomas Tuchel era has finally begun. While Marcus and Luke would like to remain calm, Jim is already crowning England as World Cup winners 2026. E...
Mailbag: Who is Harry Kane's successor?
The Andorra game wasn't exactly Harry Kane's finest game in England colours – and by the time the World Cup is over next summer, he'll be touching 33....
Can we sanction this buffoonery?
You could call England's 2-0 win at home to Andorra "professional", but whether you think that's a compliment depends on whether you talk to Marcus or...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Levy's signings, Brazilians, and Premier League oldies
Jack's Encyclopaedia is back everybody! Reigning champion Vish returns to the ring to take on Marcus and Jim in the game Jack Grealish simply does not...
The Preview Show: It’s our Friday too
Today’s not just any Friday, it’s the Friday before an England game! So how dare Daniel Levy make it all about him!
Once we get the small matter...
Mailbag: Are England going backwards under Thomas Tuchel?
Tommy Tuchs and his merry men are back in action against the mighty Andorra on Saturday. Isn't it bloomin' marvellous to have international football b...
Nationalise it
Ruben Loftus-Cheek is back in the England squad and today is Sir Gareth Southgate’s birthday! Has anyone seen Marcus’ aunt?
Unfortunately, Luke...
Deal Sh*t
It was Transfer Deadline Day yesterday and those pesky rats have finally scuttled away from their sinking ships. Alexander Isak got his move, as did Y...