The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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Bonus EP - Use your Sick Day
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about LED lights confusing the birds, getting arrested for borrowing a motorized cart from Publix, a...

Ep. 255 - Courtroom Picasso
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about completing 5 years of podding, buying $500k in stolen sneakers, and how the most talented paintings...

Bonus EP - Street Squirrels
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a mom winning a Mortal Kombat tournament a week after giving birth, 3-D printed bones and squi...

Ep. 254 - Mayor Mixxy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mayor Eric Adams dropping out of the New York City mayoral race, his overall messiness, and AI actor...

Bonus EP - What Did I Eat
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tony Hawk's 900 skateboard being sold, and Trump vs Tylenol.

Ep. 253 - For Jimmy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Trump's pop up statue at The National Mall, and the end of the rat Czar....

Bonus EP - Lime Fyre
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Limewire buying Fyre Festival, lost hats at Yellowstone, and the end of Publishers Clearing Ho...

Ep. 252 - Smooth Skipping
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a man getting beat up by a bear, a teenage snail doing teen things, and a rock skipping scandal.

Bonus EP - The Real Zuckerberg
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg suing Mark Zuckerberg, legless doctor going to jail for fraud, and Shalewa's u...

Ep. 251 - Sesame for the Streets
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Lil Jon placing in a bodybuilding contest, a man who identified as a dog during an arrest and Sesame...

Bonus EP - Can't Breathe Without You
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being stuck in space without oxygen, and getting fired because of AI then getting rehired to f...

Ep. 250 - No Edgar for Me
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about companies that need to be evil to grow, the death of a legend's wife, and the wrong haircut for Gast...

Bonus EP - Johnny 5 is the Father
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about leggins being out with gen-z, and robots having babies for us.
PATREON LAUNCH!For all t...

Ep. 249 - Bad Neighbor
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tarrifs, Swift/Kelce engagement, and cheap billionaire gifts.
PATREON LAUNCH!

Bonus EP - Mainland Shrimp
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about early days of driving, and a major shrimp recall.
PATREON LAUNCH!For all...

Ep. 248 - More Brooklyn
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's vocal chords, Shalewa's favorite article headlines, and the slowest search for a phone - ev...

Bonus EP - Dog Bone
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about getting into youthful hobbies in your midlife, influencers using charity as a cover, and a sma...

Ep. 247 - French Luggage
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to escape a French prison, an alternative option for unwanted pets, and the unexpected cost of h...

Bonus EP - Laptop Farm
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more states banning the purchase of soda with SNAP, a woman running a laptop farm for North Ko...

Ep. 246 - The downfall of Mr. Cheese
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their recent time away, AI destroying work, and the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese.
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Bonus EP - ChatGPTea
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about France racing pigeons, the passing of a fast food icon, and using ChatGPT to read the tea leav...

Ep. 245 - Fyre for the low
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Astronomer CEO, a bull named Sauce Boss, and the price to buy Fyre Festival.

Bonus EP - Uno for All
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Uno-themed casinos, celebraties using services to scrub social media of fake profiles, and Den...

Ep. 244 - Walk the Walk
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the top 10 most walkable cities in the US.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those...

Bonus EP - Sexy Water Bottle
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about staying hydrated, accidentally poisoning an entire class of children, and an overflow of urine...

Ep. 243 - Chuck E. Cheese Noir
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about reviewing a black-owned buisness that you hear about on Yelp, and the pivot that Chuck E Cheese shou...

Bonus EP - Summer Time
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a crypto robbery, bears breaking out for a snack, and the fall of a super market stapple.

Ep. 242 - Food Groups
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Diddy getting away with it, dogs are now legally members of the family, and how many kids think chic...

Bonus EP - Red Panda Morning
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a hotel offering an odd wake up call service, no more porn in France, and finding out your ex...

Ep. 241 - Election Night
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC mayoral race , a flordia man that was gored in yellow stone park and Brandy and Monica making th...

Bonus EP - What's $30k between Friends
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor riding with the Dominican soccer team, a postal worker stealing $30k, and the legalizin...

Ep. 240 - Airline Hacks
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rogue weatherman, volunteering to do time in prison after winnning the lotto, and one of the best ai...

Bonus EP - Birthday Blimp
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Goodyear Blimps, mushroom highs in the wild, and why jelloshots and preschool don't mix.
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Ep. 239 - Off-Road
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about doing Algebra for fun, scrap paper, and bears breaking into homes.
PATREON LAUN...

Bonus EP - Banana Plug
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about pigeons shutting down a Delta flight, human-bone containing drugs and Gen Z workers lying to g...

Ep. 238 - Broadway Beef
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about election results they don't fully understand, Broadway legends issuing apologies, and the tough hous...

Bonus EP - Horn Frames
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about AI article making up books in a Best-of list, Noah's ark site potentially discovered and the p...

Ep. 237 - Dick Wolf Forever
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa get side tracked and talk about Dick Wolf television shows.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all t...

Bonus EP - Elite Driving School
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about driverless long haul trucks in Texas, and the return of Sesame Street.
PAT...

Ep. 236 - Bad Rice
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding arsenic in the rice, doing 30 years for NFL tickets and the return of HBO.